Cards
Against
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Every 60 seconds, a new prompt card will be ready burst onto the scene like a (Gary) glitter bomb :/ *cough* ... But don't worry, you don't have to be trigger happy and hit "Deal" as soon as a new card shows up. Take your time, breathe.

How to play Solo:

• A black prompt card will saunter onto your screen like a cool cat.
• Then, 10 response cards will come dancing in like a troupe of flamenco dancers.
• Choose the response card that tickles your funny bone the most. Don't hold back, let the giggles flow.
• If your response makes you LOL, you win! Congratulations, you're officially hilarious.

How to play with "Friends":

• Make sure you have some friends. You may be able to rent some.
• Everyone should have their phone/computer ready to rock and roll with the deck loaded.
• The prompt card should be the same for everyone, because we believe in fairness and equality.
• Similar to the solo game, the person who most recently had a bowel movement gets to go first. It's a poop joke, get it?
• Everyone casts their vote for the funniest response and the winner takes the cake. Or at least a point.
• When a new prompt card is ready to party, a notification will pop up. Get excited, it's like Christmas morning.
• Once everyone is ready to move on to the next round, press "Deal Cards" simultaneously. It's like a synchronized swimming routine, but with cards.
• Double-check that everyone has the same prompt card before the next round. We don't want any cheating, we're not playing Monopoly here.
• The game has no end, it's a wild ride that never stops. But if you're feeling competitive, keep going until someone reaches 5 points. It's like the Olympics, but without the doping scandals.

Listen, I know you love playing this game, and I love creating it for you. But, let's face it, hosting and maintaining a website isn't cheap. That's why I'm asking for your help to keep this party going.

By donating, you'll be helping me cover hosting fees, buy coffee and beer to keep me going, and maybe even treat my kids to a happy meal every once in a while. Oh, and let's not forget about keeping my wife happy with the luxurious lifestyle she's grown accustomed to. It's either that or she'll make me sleep on the couch.

So, if you're feeling generous and want to show me some love, hit that donate button below. I promise to put your donation to good use and keep this little site running smoothly.

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Thanks for your support, you're the real MVP. Cheers to more laughter, more cringing, and more questionable life choices.

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So, you know that game everyone loves to play after a few drinks? Yeah, that one. Cards Against Humanity. Well, this game is totally inspired by it. But listen, this version is not affiliated with the original in any way, shape, or form. We're just like the black market version of Cards Against Humanity. Shh, don't tell anyone.

Anyway, I'm Jake, the creator of this cheeky little gem. I've lost count of how many boxes of Cards Against Humanity I've lost over the years. I mean, I take them to parties, leave them there, forget about both the party and the cards, and just like that, they're gone. So, I decided to put an end to this madness and create a digital version of the game that anyone can play from anywhere. Who needs physical cards when you can play this game on your phone, on the toilet or in bed. Just kidding, don't play it in bed, unless you're into that sort of thing.

And that's how this bad boy was born. I hacked some code, drank a lot of beer, and voila, we have a "useable" Cards Against... thing. Now, I'm opening it up to all of you dirty minds out there who want to have some fun. Just remember, this game is not for the faint-hearted, the easily offended, or anyone under the age of 18. Seriously, go do your homework or something.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your phone, your friends, your favorite beverage, and let's get raunchy. Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any emotional scarring, loss of friends, or awkward family gatherings that may result from playing this game. Play at your own risk, you've been warned.

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